WELCOME TO SKIMARS
SKIMARS a is a true ALL SEASON Adventure Resort and Spa…. In spring, summer, fall and winter the planet comes alive with new energy sources offering adventure, recreation and discovery across endless ski, sport and spa terrain, all under the endless galaxic show in the Mars atmosphere.
Breaking News!!! SNOW REPORT – WATCH LIVE!!!
Snow is falling on our Olympus Mons! Spanning the area of Arizona, Olympus Mons stands above the earth-bound hills, reaching an astonishing height of 16 miles (26 kilometers), or around three times as tall as Mount Everest. Check out our SNOWCAM – we have the most EXTREME dry powder in the Universe!
Radical Dining and Entertainment
TACOBACON, our GALAXY FAMOUS slope side cantina, features our new signature drink…..“Meaning of the Universe”…..Perfect for toasting your SKIMARS sunrise…It’s an exquisite blend of methanol, ethanol, and other totally lethal and locally farmed garnishes.
In 2009, our barstronomers at the IRAM telescope in Spain discovered that our Milky Way dust cloud contains ethyl formate – a DELICIOUS organic molecule that smells like RUM and tastes like RASBERIES…..read more about our mixology here…
Fun for EVERYONE, not for powderpuffs.
The best way to predict your future is to create it – Abraham Lincoln
Ski and Surf the Universe with us! Watch this instructional video and SKIMARS…
MEET AND GREET
Director of Space and Time, Ms Keri Eko
We are so proud to announce the latest addition to our Team – Ms Keri Eko. Ms Eko comes to us from a long family line of Finnish Army Ski and Targeting Experts (SkiSMEs).
SKIMARS MANCIC MUSHROOM MONDAY!!!
SpaceShrooms - our grow facility at Indigenous Colony Manitou, has has another bumper crop this year. Read here to understand our facility.
How to Prepare Yourself for Extreme HeliSki Adventure on SKIMARS
Watch our HeliSki Pilots take off on an afternoon adventure an SkiMars! Listen as our lead pilot, Grant Reed talks about his morning flight!